Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Boone's Urban Dictionary Continued...

"Wincolnwookadiss" (wink/in/wuk/ad/iss) not exactly a noun or a verb.

Definition: Anything (as determined by) child number two necessitates, or demands that child number one place full attention on and or acknowledge.

Examples:  "Wincolnwookadiss, I have a milk mustache!" "Wincolnwookadiss somersault!"



"Arm wrestle" - n

Definition - The section of a couch, or love seat generally used as a resting place for an upper extremity, typically the arm. 

Example:  "Mom, can I run and fwip over da 'arm wrestle'?"




"A rubber nose" - n

Definition - A nose that has been steamrolled across the floor, leaving a somewhat red, gnarly rash on the upper portion of the proboscis.

Derivative:  "Boone, you got a rug burn on your nose from playing 'bulldozer' on the carpet!"





Boone's "rubber nose"

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