The following conversation was spurred from an afternoon full of young questions. I decided to turn the tables. Lincoln answered with matter of fact, prompt responses.
Q: What's a zamboni?
A: It's an animal. The kind in space.
Q: Where is Tuscany?
A: It's in Salmon Frinsco. (Smirks) Where they hand out salmons.
Q: What is an opal?
A: It's a staple.
Q: Who is Condoleezza Rice?
A: Umm...A stranger.
Q: What is a window pane?
A: That's when a window is in pain or it's FIRED UP!
Q: What's a frappucino?
A: It's a spicy chip.
Q: Where is the equator?
A: There are 2 of them. One's at Disneyland and one's at Costco.
Q: What does B.S. stand for?
A: Balloon snake.
Q: What is a sanguine?
A: It's a sad penguin.
1 comment:
From now on I will always think of sanguines as sad penguins.
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