Lying in bed, snuggling with the 2.5 year old.
H: Hmm...not yet.
Me: (pause) Now?
H: No. Not yet...I gotta stretch first. (Loooong fake stretch) Ok, now you can.
Me: "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Whoever guesses it gets to throw away Dixie's diaper for me!"
Hudson: "Two and a half."
Smart boy.